We’ve all heard the story a million times. Boy meets Girl. Boy and Girl fall in love. Monkey kidnaps Girl. Boy dodges barrels, fire, pies, and springs. Boy rescues Girl and maims Monkey.
Okay, maybe we haven’t heard that exact story a million times, but apparently Nintendo thought the story was worth telling. And, apparently, TG wholeheartedly agrees, because he is utterly obsessed with the original Donkey Kong arcade game.
He has spent countless hours playing the unlockable port in Donkey Kong 64. He has no patience for the rest of the atrocious ports out there on the other retro consoles. Yup. He’s a DK elitist.
Best part? He’s never actually played the actual arcade cabinet version.
So, tell me: What are your unexplainable addictions?